poknky

A fabled object that when held by someone, supposedly turns their brain into a conglomerate of stupidity and causes rapid brain-cell loss. Some people think a Poknky is actually a person, but nobody knows, because it has never been seen.

Tim: Woah, did you see that someone apparently found the Poknky?
Jwavious: The? I thought it was a person?
Tim: I don’t know, but not even a whole day later the dude turned crazy, and started making weird noises like “uh” and “auu” and only spoke in one-letter sentences.
Jwavious: What the f*ck