pole vault

1. A track and field event where one uses a fiberglass pole, momentum, strength, and technique in order to get over a crossbar{i.e. bar} at a certain height. One runs down a pole vault runway, plants the pole into the box while jumping off at the same time or a little earlier, goes into the air, inverts {or, flips upside-down}, and goes over the cross bar, and lands on the mat.

Note: If someone says the reason they do it is for the "hot chicks" {or something to that extent}, or one of the first things they say about it is they mention the hot girls, they aren't true pole vaulters.

I pole vault.

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pole vault

The best track and field event with the hottest girls. You run down a runway towards a planting box and pads with a fiberglass or carbon pole which you use to vault over a bar supported by adjustable standards. Sergey Bubka holds the world record at 6.15m (over 20 feet)

Pole vault is expensive. It takes a good plant to get high.

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pole vault

A sport in which you run with a fiberglass or carbon fiber pole, and then use it to jump over a bar at high heights. Normally, most pole vaulting chicks are really hot, which is why i pole vault.

Guy 1: Did you see that hot pole vaulter girl?

Guy 2: Yeah mannnnn, I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her!

Guy 1: Rockin'!!!

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pole vault

A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.

I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.

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pole vault

A pre-ejaculatory maneuver performed during intercourse (generally when the female is 'riding' on top) that is used as an alternative form of contraception. The maneuver involves converting one's momentum into a strong pelvic thrust to toss the female off in order to avoid busting inside of her. This move is particularly useful with 'trappers' who intend to get pregnant without the conscent of the male participant

"I was about to bust, and the bitch wouldn't get off, so i gave that trapping-ass ho the pole vault!"

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pole vault

one of the most dangerous sports in the world, can only be preformed by the most skilled athletes, niggas cant do this sport

guy: can you pole vault?
other guy: yeah i broke my back once
guy: what a bad ass

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pole vault

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !

"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"

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