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When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.
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~One day during pole vaulting practice~
Vaulter 1: Pole vaulting is the best high there is. I get high every day right here!
Vaulter 2: Yeah man! I LOVE getting high!
(Coach comes and watches vaulting)
Coach: You guys gotta get higher!
Both Vaulters: Alright!
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When you’re having sex and the man slips and nails you in the taint.
Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!
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1. A track and field event where one uses a fiberglass pole, momentum, strength, and technique in order to get over a crossbar{i.e. bar} at a certain height. One runs down a pole vault runway, plants the pole into the box while jumping off at the same time or a little earlier, goes into the air, inverts {or, flips upside-down}, and goes over the cross bar, and lands on the mat.
Note: If someone says the reason they do it is for the "hot chicks" {or something to that extent}, or one of the first things they say about it is they mention the hot girls, they aren't true pole vaulters.
I pole vault.
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The best track and field event with the hottest girls. You run down a runway towards a planting box and pads with a fiberglass or carbon pole which you use to vault over a bar supported by adjustable standards. Sergey Bubka holds the world record at 6.15m (over 20 feet)
Pole vault is expensive. It takes a good plant to get high.
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A sport in which you run with a fiberglass or carbon fiber pole, and then use it to jump over a bar at high heights. Normally, most pole vaulting chicks are really hot, which is why i pole vault.
Guy 1: Did you see that hot pole vaulter girl?
Guy 2: Yeah mannnnn, I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her!
Guy 1: Rockin'!!!
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A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.
I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.
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