polytech

school that has more computers than women

person 1: What school you go to?
person 2: I go to polytech in brookyn.
person 1: Are you gay?
person 2: My pc is faster then yours! Now excuse me. I have to take my laptop to the bathroom and take care of some business...

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Polytecher

A weird creepy teen who goes to polytech and looks like a dyke or they have no outside life

Omg I just saw a polytecher galloping and screaming through the halls

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Polytech talking in you

Polytech is one of the worst universities in the world, in fact the campuses and professors there are so bad it makes you depressed and burned out. Studying there will destroy your self-esteem and will to live. So, when you feel untalented and ar your worst, it might not be you, it's just polytech ruining your self-esteem and talking in you

- dude, i wish i was a cool and interesting person
- nah, bro, you're good, that's just polytech talking in you