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Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.

We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

by Jeremy December 23, 2004

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Pontey

Variation of the word pony. Particularly polo ponies - not often used when referring to shetland ponies. Tall, athletic pony. Sleek. Macho vibes. Pronounced: POHNtee or pawntee depending on your preference.

Used to address a male that is regarded as cool. Can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on the context.
Has also become used similarly to "dude" in that the term is not only reserved for males. Anyone that fits the vibe might be called pontey.

My dad is so cool. He's top pontey.

I watch polo for the ponteys.

Hey pontey what's cookin'?

He bosses everyone around like he thinks he's top pontey.

by The Famous Mister Ed January 15, 2024