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When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.
"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."
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To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.
I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.
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Facial hair that is primarily constructed from someone elses faeces...
My gosh your pootash is looking yellow, is it made from John's shit (poo poo)?
Err yes!!! oh look a piece of sweetcorn!!!
Safe!
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When someone wipes their fingers between the flaps on their anus, and happy slaps a ''Bag-Head Jim'' Also known to be wiped inside the anus of a Pigeon.
''See that homeless guy''
''Yeah''
''Im gonna give him a phat sweaty pootash''
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When someone has a tash (not a proper one) and doesn't shave it off. Normally on pubescent teen boys
"Did you see that guy today Lilly?"
"Yeah, he had a pootash ugh, no one likes pootashes"
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When you're eating out a girl who hasn't shaved her 'self' and she looks down at you and it's just from your nose up and hair below, and it looks as though you have a big ol' moustache.
Boy: "Ewww she's hairy!"
Girl: "Haha, you have a pootash."
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A pre-puberty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small bum fluff hair grows on the upper lip.
Never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.
"That boy has a pootash"
"Ewwww, thats gross"
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