Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

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Poof

A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual originating from the sound of a homosexuals fart after anal sex.

*Poof*
"ooo, pardon me"

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Poof

Poof is a hair style that only looks good on Christina Grimmie and will never look bad on her ever!!

Girl:I just got my hair to have poof do you love it?
Guy:NO IT ONLY LOOKS GOOD ON CHRISTINA GRIMMIE!!

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Poof

Verb. to disappear from one location and then reappear in another. (poofed, poofing)

I was late for an appointment, so I had to poof there.

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Poof

To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.

Excuse me, I just poofed.

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Poof

A strange, awkward joke or misunderstanding, often relating to romantic involvement.

Everyone thought Santiago and Lynne got to third base, but it turned out to only be a Poof.

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Poof

A winter fart.

*seeing someone with a cloud by their butt in the winter* OMG did that guy poof?!?!?

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