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Poop And Shoot

when you ejaculate well defecating.

"Hey man did you just poop and shoot in the porta-jon."

by killjoy78 August 8, 2020


The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.

I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.

by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

72๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop and shoot

Explosive diarrhea in conjunction with violent puking.

I ate some of yo mama's nasty fish and it made me do the poop and shoot.

by StankyCrotchahole March 6, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poop and shoot

When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.

Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."

by WantsToEatOutSaraChong June 29, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.

Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...

by TobyTheRobot June 13, 2007

836๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poop Shoot

The art of climbing onto a domestic roof and defecating into the chimney making sure that every drop goes into the fireplace or stuck in the flu. Made famous by yours truly.

After the neighbors kid kicked my dog I climbed their roof and performed a Poop Shoot. That was 2 weeks ago, they're probably still trying to figure out the smell in their living room.

by Sgt. Shadows January 22, 2009

88๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop shoot

The hole of the ass, or asshole

Don't fool yourself girl, it's going up your poop shoot - (Thank you Frank Zappa)

by Poopsie Smidgaphorius March 8, 2005

125๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž