Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

Poop Cake

A real good food that is so brown and stuff that its almost like poop. Or a Wild Kid you dont like

That kid is a total poop cake.

Hey Ma did you get Poop Cake for desert?

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Layered Poop Cake

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

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poop on my cake

Similar to "Rain on my parade." but much more serious. In a parade, if it rains a little bit on part of the parade you can still enjoy the rest of it. However, if you have a HUGE cake and even a little tiny bit of poop gets on it THE ENTIRE CAKE IS RUINED. In fact if even a little bit of poop is next to a cake, the enitre cake is ruined.

"Oh man! Why must you always poop on my cake"

"I hate to poop om you cake but..."

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