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The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
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The specific opportunity to defecate when one has the chance.
Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.
Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.
Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.
Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.
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The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
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Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
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The opportunity to to finally poop after many days of impacting due to constipation.
I finally had an impactful pooportunity and I feel much lighter now!
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opportunity to be able to do something while pooping
i got some pooportunity