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The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
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The specific opportunity to defecate when one has the chance.
Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.
Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.
Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.
Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.
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The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
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Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
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The opportunity to to finally poop after many days of impacting due to constipation.
I finally had an impactful pooportunity and I feel much lighter now!
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A shitty opportunity. Could be an opportunity during your day to poop. Also used in context of a lose-lose situation.
There’s a meeting in 15 minutes, so I’m going to take the pooportunity to use the bathroom.
I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.
when a woman is already sitting down to pee, and decides to use the opportunity to poop.
Since Debbie's outfit was so complicated, when she sat down to pee, she used the pooportunity to drop a deuce as well.