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When you don't want to go back to work/whatever else you're doing, and proceed to stay on the toilet far too long looking at Facebook posts, Instagram pictures, news articles, playing 2048, etc. - often far longer than it has taken you to actually poop.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.
Poopcrastinating in its various forms:
1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.
2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.
3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."
Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.
Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!
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{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"
When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.
Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."
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when you know you have to poop but you delay pooping because you don't want to poopm
jeremy: wow, I've had to poop all day but i dont feel like going
ericka: now that's what i call poopcrastination
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When you know you need to shet but you refuse to get up. You continue to hold your shit causing to you to have pain and possibly causing you to bleed from your anus.
Subject one: ahhh I really need to shit but I don't wanna get up.
Subject two: Oh no bro you are poopcrastinating. Get up and go take a shit.
Putting off bowel movements for no obvious reason.
Do the do's deluding to the deuce.
My aunts prolapsed anus is a clear sign of her poopcrastination.