over-pooped

Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.

MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."

painting over poop

When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.

Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.

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Pooping over

1 When you keel over while being pooped on.

2 When you die in a comical fashion.

3 A word you use when you cannot think of anything else.

4 When you keel over from a devastating loss, it is often in a comical manner.

And as the ball landed hardly on her face and the next she knew, she was pooping over, and she died quietly. The referees said that she had died from a devastating loss.