Poopland

1. Area of one's lawn where the dog typically goes to the bathroom.

Unless you are vigilant about poop pick-up, this region quickly becomes hazardous to traverse and should be avoided at all costs as the likelihood of making it out of poopland with clean shoes is very slim.

2. Any area that, for whatever reason, has become a minefield of fecal matter. (Typically in a yard or park.)

The game of catch was going fine until Tommy threw the ball into poopland. During retrieval, he stepped in a fresh dog turd.

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pooplander

1.)a toilet or 2.)a slip of the finger causing fecal remnants to remain. Example: a.) after taking a dump when your fingers tear through the toilet paper while wiping your butt. b.)when you scratch an itch around the anal region or taint and you get closer to the stink hole than you wanted causing undesireable fecal finger odor.

1.)I did it last month. It's someone elses turn to clean the friggin' pooplander this time. 2.)Holy mother of satan this toilet paper sucks! That's the second pooplander in a row!

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