poored

Being bored and poor at the same time. Being bored because you're poor, rather.

"Hey man, what are you getting into tonight?"

"Nothing, I'm too broke to do anything. I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing."

"Damn, that sucks man. You're gonna be poored for sure."

"What did you say dude?"

"I said you're gonna be bored, chill, goodnight."

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poored

When a large number of homeless people congregate.

Man, it just poored outside. I've never seen so many shopping carts go down the street before!

poored

To get shafted or screwed in some way, usually with respect to a gaming loss in which one's defeat was largely due to extreme bad luck or good luck on the part of the opponent.

omfg! That guy had five life left when he headshotted me! I got totally poored!

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The poors

An tongue-in-cheek way of describing those lacking financial means, which these days could include a great many.

"The 1% just don't understand the struggle of the poors"
"Having been raised in wealthy family, he always thought of beer as mainly a drink for the poors."

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poor

A person who has too much month at end of the money.

Poor guy cannot afford this.

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Poor

To be poor is to be tired of eating Top Ramen for every meal of the day.

I'm as /poor/ as a mouse that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

If I eat Top Ramen one more time I will shit out an asian!

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poor

One who has no money.

Charles Baker.

Baker, you're the poorest.

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