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poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

803๐Ÿ‘ 238๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

the single item of food that got me through college

ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die

by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003

386๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

by wreckage February 10, 2003

177๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?

by NicoleKaylynn May 14, 2008

84๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.

2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.

Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.

Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.

by bigempty August 18, 2007

51๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart


pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack

poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...

too many to name.

by _bang October 30, 2005

109๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

Fake ass Gangsta aka Wanksta. Looks hardcore from the outside but really a panocha inside. a sheep in wolves clothing.

you a poptart sweetheart you soft in the middle

by Speedy & Veterano August 18, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž