Popener

A bottle opener with a picture of a Pope on it

Yo, pass me the Popener

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Popen'

Like pimpin', but for catholics.

Jeff: Hey Ted, did you see Father McCleary's new car?

Ted: Yeah, that ride is totally popen'!

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Popen

When one stands up in his/her own bed, urinates on every nearby surface, and proceeds to lay down in said urine for a good nights rest.

Haha ... omg I can't believe Cheesman got the Popen last night!

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Popen

Also known as a Mckenzie.

Robx was too hot so he had a McKenzie.

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popen

A corruption of the word 'open'. Used specifically with windows.

"Bill, would you popen the window?'

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colour popen

When one ventures into the outside world late at night (between 3am and 6am looking for more booze/sex/drugs in particular), and decides to wear as many inappropriate and brightly coloured clothes as possible simultaneously, they are said to be a colour popen. Reasons for dressing like a colour popen can vary from sheer idiocy, undesiarable weather conditions and/or being highly intoxicated.

"Jesus Christ almighty, and Moses and Joseph and all the saints above! Jenny and Jemima ye look like fuckin' colour popens the pair of ye!"

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