Poppleton

A 'Poppleton’ is when someone, no matter how cool or sophisticated they are, always manages to do something outrageous and/ or stupid. They are regularly seen with a guitar, bottle of coke and a mars bar in hand and regularly sleep with rotters.

"oh no, look at that rotter he is going to bum, he had definately pulled a poppleton"

"Banned from the road for drunk driving? that is very poppleton"

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Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.

Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”