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pork pie hat

an actual piece of apparel, a "stetson" like hat that has a very narrow brim

Justin Timberlake wears a cool looking pork pie hat.

An old Italian guy from Rhode Island proudly wears his pork pie hat.

A stylin' Black guy from LA has a different pork pie hat for every day of the week.

by Quinee April 29, 2010

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pork pie hat

the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.

After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.

by darthredneck October 20, 2008

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Pork Pie Hat

A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional.

Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad

by Pedo-Bear October 19, 2008

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pork pie top hat

The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.

My head is cold.

No problem i can give you a pork pie top hat to wear.

by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017