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Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.
Kicking the fuck back.
"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"
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Alaska slang for methamphetamine.
Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.
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A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.
Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."
The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.
"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."
any sexual act that involves licking and sticking
i got postage stamped in the ear last night
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USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.
No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?
Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook
Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87
Slang terminology for food stamps, particularly the old paper variety, due to their use by the poor and their proclivity in the "ghetto"(stamps = postage). Popularized by the Master P album released in 2000.
He used his ghetto postage to buy some food, they gave him cash as change and he used it to buy some smokes.
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