People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.
Hey honey, wanna come to my house?
Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.
People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes
Woman: Do you want to have sex?
Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.
Woman: So you're a potatosexual?
Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes
Woman: I have to go now..
Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?
Woman: Yes
Man: Will there be any potatoes?
Woman: I'm not sure
Man: I'll bring some just in case
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When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person
You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual
When a person is deeply in love with the juicy tasty amazing plant that is a potato.
Adam: hey dude I think mark is potatosexual, I saw him doing things to the chips last night.
Dude: damn bruh
People who love potatoes especially big brown ones/ A person who likes pansexual people
Dude is there A thing with Bageths and Kukkuwa the potatosexual ?
Hell Yeaaa i saw em making out in the bushes
Potatosexual
Dylan: i like making passionate love to potatoes because they remind me of myself