Pottermoring

The act of being a wizard.

Boy: What are you doing tonight
Girl: Not much I'll probably be Pottermoring all night long

Pottermore

A website that is technological proof that:
Harry Potter will never end
JK Rowling doesn't even need to announce another book to make millions of fans foam at the mouth and cry in anticipation of something
Pink can actually be a lovely color

Pottermore: Coming Soon

pottermore.com

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Pottermore

A website that shows that Harry Potter will only end when those here are no longer loyal to him.

Pottermore is a gift from J.K. Rowling to her dedicated fans.

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Pottermore

An extension of the great Harry Potter fandom. A website dedicated to testing even the most loyal fans patience.

Fan 1: Is Pottermore open yet?
Fan 2: no.
Fan 1's eye twitches.

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Pottermore

The only website to cause more headdesking than Tumblr and Facebook.

WHERE IS MY POTTERMORE E-MAIL?!?!?!

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Pottermore

Also known as: SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

A website created for entertainment purposes of potterheads everywhere, whilst also creating sleep deprivation in teenagers everywhere.

P1: Why do you look so sleepy today?
P2: Pottermore.

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Pottermore

A place where it is impossible to 'find the magical quill'

Girl: Hey, let's go register for pottermore!
Boy: We gotta find the magical quill first

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