powdered sugar

When an older man is masturbating and his jizz is so dry it is a powdered substance like powdered sugar

The young girl got Shane so aroused, he shot powdered sugar everywhere.

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puff of powdered sugar

The act of putting powdered sugar or flour on one's bare anus in preparation of a fart. The resulting gaseous emission produces a hilarious puff cloud.

I never expected that cute redhead to fart in public; the only thing funnier would be a puff of powdered sugar.

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powdered sugar daddy

Similar to a sugar daddy but reserved for older, older men. Hence powdered sugar. Like great grandpa old. Usually mid 80's to mid 90's, wealthy, retired but definitely not tired.

"Did you hear about (insert person's name older than 18 but younger than 30)? She found a powdered sugar daddy and now she has someone to buy her alcohol!"

Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt

A coital maneuver wherein an obese male sexual partner hurls a handful of confectioners sugar upon the ambiguous lower fat rolls of his female partner. When the female partner has produced enough vaginal secretions to wet the confectioners suger to the point of translucence, the male partner will have sufficient indication as to where he ought to fuck that bitch.

"Meet me in the back of the Old Country Buffet and I'll go on a Powered Sugar Treasure Hunt with ya."


"Dude.... you slept with Susan?"

""Yeah, I totally tapped that!"

"How?"

"It was little tricky, but I just gave her a Powdered Sugar Treasure Hunt, and the thunder was rollin' in no time!"

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