Power Hoosier

Noun

Power Hoosiers are typically seen in herds and are generally the boisterous loud-mouthed type. Consumption of cheap Cigarettes and tequila rose, or Busch beer is the general diet of the Power Hoosier. They will try to dazzle you with knowledge they almost assuredly do not have in attempt to fit into the collective group On topics such as politics, cars, and sports. Power Hoosiers are almost always know it all fat asses who haven't achieved much in life except for what they achieved by throwing their huge asses around and hijacking conversations and gainful situations while cleverly disguising them as major personal accomplishments which, in fact, weren't obtained on their own. Beware the Power Hoosier as they are control freaks and will stand on the shoulders of your accomplishments for personal gain.

Man, what's he thinking being in that relationship?

I don't know, but she's a real power hoosier