Power-Drive

The act of spontaneously committing to a lengthy and preferably dangerous road-trip with one or more friends. The Power-Drive is an utterly patriarchal socio-cultural phenomenon and cannot be carried out by women. When women do this it is called PMS on wheels. The spontaneity of the Power-Drive is sacred, it cannot be premeditated and it cannot be convenient. It is a dangerous and gratifying ritual which pitches a team of steel-gutted wing-wheeled bros against such odds as: fatigue, bad weather, the emptiness of a pauper's gas tank and sobriety. The consumption of nicotine is a traditional part of the Power-Drive but is not requisite.

"The highway's filled with broken heroes on a last chance Power-Drive." -from Bruce Springsteen's: Born to Run

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Allegheny Power Drive

Have sex with a girl doggie style. Right as you are about to orgasm, tase her between the shoulder blades, causing all of her muscles to contract.

Officer Smith finished work and took his taser home so he could give his wife an Allegheny Power Drive.

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