Pre-Cream

"The art of knocking one out earlier"

Before a high class event, such as dining at a fine establishment, one must "Pre-Cream" to avoid any accidents later on in the night.

Please note: "Pre-Creaming" is not limited to sex, both men and women can enjoy its benefits.

Warning please do not attempt to "Pre-Cream" while shin pissing

Chico "Pre-Creamed" before his date with Colette at the Italin restaurant, to save any accidents happening later.

Dave Had a hot date later that evening, so he "Pre-Creamed" just incase.