Pre-Dicked

When you masturbate before having sex

I could not finish last night because I pre-dicked.

Pre-Dick

The prediction that someone is going to be a dick before they begin talking to you.

"man that guy is giving me the pre-dick."

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Pre-dicked

Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.

DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!

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pre-med dick

A pre-med student who acts like a doctor but hasnt gotten in to medical school and probably never will.

What a pre-med dick, he thinks he can diagnose me with schizophrenia.

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