Pre-Dog

Pre-dog (pree dog) - the technical term for a fetus canine. Also known lovingly as a "puppy"

Charlie is such an adorable pre-dog!

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pre-dog

When you hook up with a chick and brag about it only to find out one of your crew already hit it weeks prior without your knowledge.

He thought he was king shit on a mountain of turds until he found out I pre-dogged that hoodrat months ago.

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pre-dog

Similar to pre-rinsing dishes prior to washing them, either by hand or dishwasher. Dish, bowl, etc, is placed on the floor & your dog licks it "pre-clean".

Honey, please don't forget to pre-dog your plate before you put it in the dishwasher.

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Pre-baby Dog

A puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually Caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as "test case" for how they will manage a Baby.

Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.

Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.

Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.

Have you seen Delilah and Ryan's pre-baby Dog, Jaxon? They can't shut up about him. It's rather off-putting.

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