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Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner

She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.

by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010