pregonate

A word used to describe a woman who's body looks pregnant, but she isn't.

Him: is Sara pregnant?

Her: no she's just pregonate.

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Pregonitis

Inflammation caused by fatigue, stress, and other physio- and psychological complications and symptoms experienced by a person(s) throughout pregnancy.

Ming, you're having a typical case of Paternal Pregonitis, where your wife is a prego, but you, the father-to-be is also experiencing the same pregnancy symptoms. Rest up before the baby arrives!

Pregonous

Pregnant as fuck like the woman is about to give birth

Omg she is so fucking Pregonous