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The one job in existence which requires absolutely no skill. One of the greater dangers of living in the United States and to an extent, anywhere in the world is that anybody can be one. That's just the risk you take.
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Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''
Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''
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A quirk rock band formed in the early 90s. Perhaps the best band ever.
The Presidents of the united states of america are a great band.
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Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.
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A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level
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one of the best bands ever to not endorse comercialism. unfortunatly they recieved loads of preassure to tour more and relese more merch. evenually they broke up. some great songs by them are: lump, bag of bones, peaches, feather pluckin, and the list goes on.
the presidents of the united states of america will one day rule the world.
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The presidents of the united states are a good band!
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