Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"