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An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Example 2:
Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.
Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.
–verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.
Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.
Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.
Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.
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Being a pro at crapping to procrastinate.
Pro-crapping-ation
Often used as an excuse at work to not work.
Going to the toilet and spending a lot of time there.
Guy: Imma go to the toilet to procrapinate because work sucks.
40 minutes later...
Guy: That's enough procrapination for today. *opens door* Oh crap it's the boss.
Boss: You have been in the toilet for a very long time! You're fired!
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1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.
it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...
2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.
other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC
Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!
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When you're too tired to wipe your ass, so you put it off til later.
Dang, Jerry. I'm so tired, I didn't even wipe my leather cheerio. I'm procrapinating. Needless to say, my starfish is COVERED in chocolate.