Procurement

A professional method to curing people.

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.

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Procurer

A nice way of saying pimp ; a person who obtains people to act as prostitutes

"Did your...procurer...hit you?"
"My what?"
"Your...pimp?"

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procure

Obtain something especially with care or effort.

Food procured for the rebels

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Procure

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

Procurative void

Often referred as void, is the feeling of deep loss, craving, nostalgia, boredom and sadness one can feel after experiencing life by procuration (through book, movies, games, music...)

It can be quite impactful on adolescent still searching the meaning in life and can cause uncertainty on one's self-worth

This feeling can last up to a few months depending on your sensibility

A: man I just finished Eragon. I feel so useless... I want a dragon so much.
B: sounds like someone got procurative void there
A: yea I'm struggling with it how do you never seem to get it
B: it's simple, just never stop the flow of stories.