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Walking Dead but Epic.
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Project Zomboid is the ultimate in zombie survival. Alone or in MP: you loot, build, craft, fight, farm and fish in a struggle to survive. A hardcore RPG skillset, a vast map, a massively customisable sandbox and a cute tutorial raccoon await the unwary. So how will you die? All it takes is a bite…
NOW WITH VEHICLES!
A: What's up?
B: GAMING Project Zomboid
A: Zombie
A horror RPG zombie game where you *ALMOST* get away from a horde the size of an average high school. You then lose your lvl 8 aim character. Like Cocaine, it ruins your life but you want it.
Me: "I'll lose these idiots over this fence, it's perfect!"
Zomboid 1: "Raaa." *Lunges for my toes after falling over the fence*
Me: "Ouchies, that hurt so bad I'm going to fall!"
Rest of the 36 other Zomboids: *devours me alive*
Me: *Crys inside and quits Project Zomboid for a solid 3 hours*
7👍 1👎
Quite possibly the greatest zombie/infection/survival game on steam. Mfs be like "I like changed", my brother in christ, project zomboid is so much better. Now take your tiger shark liking sorry ass outta here cause the adults are talking. Project zomboid is a masterpiece
Person 1: Project zomboid is the greatest zombie game ever
Person 2: I agree
Person 3: I like changed
(Person 1 and 2 beat 3 to death)
A realistic trip & fall simulator about not surviving in a zombie apocalypse (keyword NOT) and getting mauled to death by a horde made up of the entire state of Kentucky.
Person 1: “I think frying pan would be a good weapon, I’m think I’m ready to see the great outdoo- OH SHIT!” *The sounds of the poor guy screaming follow as he meets his fate in the hands of an unexpected horde, ripping and tearing him apart limb by limb.*
Shocked and appalled by his sudden character death, the player proceeds to close Project Zomboid and instead, go the full back to sleep as it is 2 in the morning.
4👍 2👎
The Project Zomboid Curse is when you have so many hours on Project Zomboid that you are now cursed to never pull bitches again.
“That guy over there has The Project Zomboid Curse”
When someone wants to have rough homosexual sex with a twink
"hop on project zomboid bro"
Nah i already done it two hours ago
When someone wants to have rough homosexual sex with a twink
"hop on project zomboid bro"
Nah i already done it two hours ago