Prostate Exam is an exam where a doctor digitally examines your prostate.
Guy -Hey man, when I went to my Prostate Exam and you said it was a digital exam, you really should have specified that digital meant his fingers and not numbers.
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I donβt wanna talk about it
When a man (typically over 40) gets his insurance to pay for someone to stick some fingers up his asshole.
Me: I'm going to the doctor for my prostate exam.
Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?
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One of the best exams you will ever take
Dude 1: "dude I took my prostate exam today. It felt great. But I can't sit down"
Dude 2: "dude you could've just asked for a finger bang"
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The Boston Prostate Exam is what the Boston Celtics gave the Los Angeles Lakers on June 17th, 2008. The Celtics blew out the Lakers by 39 points to win the NBA champioship. Bostons blow out was equivalent to a prostate exam without the use of a latex glove so Kobe Bryant could feel every finger all up in that ass.
Charles: Did you see the Celtics give the Lakers a whooping?
Marv: No Charles, they gave them a Boston Prostate Exam.
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When you go to the doctor to get a prostate exam, but you coulda swore he did it with his weiner
I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.
Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.
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sex move. Man covers hand in Tabasco sauce, and Fists someone, once hand is inside, he then makes devil horns.
Girl: Ouch my boyfriend gave me the devils prostate exam last night
Girl2: Ouch, is your ass okay?
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The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.
"Dude, the other night he really got a good mongolian prostate exam!"