A near permanent erection. Serious cases result from either Viagra complications or spinal injuries.
While performing a patient assessment on a car accident victim I noticed he was wielding an unbreakable stiffy. This man either sustained a spinal injury or is real happy to see me.
My horny girlfriend teased me so bad that I had a pry prism for 20 minutes after she left my house.
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