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Someone who primarly thinks with their penis, acting impulsively on the things they lust for. Often making clumsy or unhealthy choices in a blinded state of hormonal ecstasy.
"These ptards keep tagging images of women as huge breasted when they are clearly A-Cups".
"That ptard John won't leave the bathroom he has probably been watching porn the whole time".
"Look at that coomer over there, he is practically a ptard at this point spending all of his money on egirls and what not".
A retarded penis usually curving to the left a ways, creating awkward sex with a male or female. Most likely to go in "the wrong whole".
-Girl: "OMG did you have sex with him last night?
-BFF: " yeah, it was terrible... he was a Ptard and was doing my pee hole the whole time!"
-Girl: "how terrible!"
Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks
Getting head from that skanky ho was really ptarded of you.
1. Ptard is the short form of the words "pretty tard".
2. An attractive person who acts like a tard but is generally accepted because of their looks.
Danni is a sweet looking ptard.
Hypocritical basement dweller who obsesses over Jeremy Dewitte and spends his entire existence picking fights on the internet.
PTard uploaded another video about someone he can't fight in real life.
Hypocritical basement dweller who obsesses over Jeremy Dewitte and spends his entire existence picking fights on the internet.
PTard uploaded another video about someone he can't fight in real life.