A penis fart. Equivalent to the female vagina fart or "Queef" as it is more commonly called. Instead of a fart sound like a queef, the pueef will make a whistling sound.
*TWEET* "What the hell was that? Did some one just whistle?"
Bob answers, "Oh sorry dude I just Pueefed
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The rare occurence of flatulence from a man's penis. The opposite of a queef.
Linda: I was sucking his dick so hard when he came it sounded like his dick farted!
Marge: It's called a pueef, Linda.
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When air gets stuck inside the penis and is forcibly released like a cannon out like a queef.
Dude i have a straw in my penis and i straight pueefed when I pulled it out.
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The involuntary release of soul from the male penis
C Nasty: Dude what smells like soul?
D Vi: Pueeeeeeeeeeef
*as D Vi shoots backwards across the room from the rocket like power of his pueef
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When a girl queefs and pees at the same. Similar to a βshartβ being shit and fart at the same time.
When Lisaβs younger sister jumped on her stomach Lisa pueefed. Everyone heard it, but her pad prevented anyone from seeing the pee.
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When a man farts out of his penis.......is that possible?
dood, was that a fart or what was that?
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1. when a girl/guy poops and farts outta his/her dick/vagina
there have been rumors that such had occured, but there is no true evidence
Example 1. wtf that gordana chick pueefed while eating some cake at the wedding yesterday
Example 2. i dont even wanna know how theres poo on the front of ur boxers... did you pueef?
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