Pulinoah

The act of reading every sign a woman gives you incorrectly.

Bro 1: Fuck dude!
Bro 2: Whats wrong man?
Bro 1: I Pulinoahed.
Bro 2: Fuck man... that sucks.
Bro 1: Well we still got eachother.
Bro 2: That's true.
*engages in sex*