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Hitting a club on your own after all your mates have gone home...to score.
Legless & horned up - "Pulling a Jason On it" involves staggering into a well known meat market at 3 in the morning on your OWN to try his luck with the ladies.
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The act in which of avoiding a person(s) for multiple weeks in order for them to leave you alone and to stop being so clingy.
She was to afraid to break up with (insert name here), so instead she started Pulling A Jason on him
Verb. Partaking in any kind of behavior that may be perceived as unreliable. Named after everyone’s favorite RA, Jason.
Examples of such behavior:
1) Saying that you’re going to the library when you’re actually going out to party.
2) Sneaking out of the building to go to a fast food establishment when you’re on duty.
3) Ordering a rice cooker that arrives at your room after you quit your job, and then never coming back to pick it up.
Jason: “If anybody comes by looking for me can you tell them that I went to the library to study for my econ exam?”
*Comes back four hours later stumbling down the hallway and slurring his words while discussing plans to streak in a football stadium*
Instead of studying he was pulling a Jason.
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Last minute ditching of your coworkers for the weekly Friday lunch that is usually taken all together.
coworker A: "Hey Jamie! Want to come for lunch today"
coworker B: "Sure!"
(half an hour later):
coworker B: "I'm actually going to pull a Jason and not join you all for lunch..."
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for one to lie/exaggerate a story
“i nailed at boy n his da afor”
“ur pulling a jason”
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When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade
-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!
-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning
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To constantly bait your audience, so you wont be homeless, then eventually letting them down to the point 60% of them leave.
Jason: ‘leaks a bellarke picture two days before the finale thats of them hugging and acting intimately’
The Day after the Finale: Oh yeah, thejr just non romantic best friend soulmates...
Dont Pull a Jason Rothenberg