Pullshit

To masturbate while poohing.

Housemate 1: you were in the toilet a long time, where you pulling or shutting?
Housemate 2: both. I find it more efficient time wise. It's called pullshitting.

Pullshit

Spanking the monkey while defecating

Toby's hangover as fuck. He needs a pullshit

Pullshit

To pullshit is when a person passionately kisses someone, also refered to as pulling, but tries to lie and say they never.

David: I seen you pulling Sarah, thats not cool dude.
Mike: No i never...
David: Don't pullshit me man, i saw you.
Mike: Yeah ok... i did :(

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