Pummel Horse

The name given to a gymnast who goes on a dick tour of Europe. Derived from the name of a prominent gymnastics act the 'Pommel Horse'

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear that Greta is doing a gymnastics tour in Europe?
Guy 2: You just know she'll be doing the pummel horse

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pummel horse

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.

"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"

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