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pumpkin patch

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

by jess86 May 12, 2007

98๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


pumpkin patch

A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.

Look at that pumpkin patch of ugly ass cheerleaders.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pumpkin patch

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

by wtca November 15, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


pumpkin patch

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!

by HK1717 June 8, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pumpkin Patching

The act of anal scissoring.

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.

by DJ Socknut February 4, 2016

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pumpkin Patch

A red head's pubic area.

"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."

by DanielScott2008 September 24, 2008

66๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018