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An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.
I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.
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a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times
Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget
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Slang phrase for male masturbation.
wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch
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An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.
So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?
Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.
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the act of masturbation in an extreme form
the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget
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