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Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet
Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me
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When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.
*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *
Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
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had a BM, diarrhea, pooped
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."
"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."
"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
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