pussyless

adj.

1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.

2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.

1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.

2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.

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Pussyless

Similar to a cowardly, dickless man with gumdrops where his balls should be, a pussyless woman is one devoid of all feminine virtue or else someone a man, if presented a choice, would rather take it in the butt from a herpes infected horse cock than face the prospect of sex with her.

That pussyless bitch should do us all a favor and throw herself in front of a bus.

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