To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.
Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.
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When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.
Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus
1. Someone who has a lack of confidence about getting girls.
2. Someone who uses vaginas to tell the future
Jack knew he never got the girl- he was too pussymistic to try.
Jackie wanted to see her future, so she got a reading from a pussy mystic
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(ADVERB) A gushing blast of moist air being expelled from the pussy, may or may not include particles of moist solids, varies from queef to queef. Depending on the time of the month can also be called/considered (pinkmist)ing.
Jenny had queefed so hard her pussymist had nearly blinded Jason when he was licking her pussy.
Jason was extremely disgusted to receive Jenny's pussymist orally.
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A pussymist someone whose negative and selfconcious and self deprecating when talking about getting pussy
My god you're such a pussymist
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A sad little bitch whos too much of a wuss to do anything to improve their mood
Im sad, but i dont wanna annoy anyone to make plans
You're a pussymist