put on pants

To make oneself ready to go out. Originates in a skit by commedian Jim Gaffigan.

"Hey Joe, are you ready to go eat?"
"I've got to put on pants, but then I'll be right over."

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put some pants on

What you yell at your buddy when you're drunk and you want to go out and raise more hell and he just wants to stay in his room and watch a movie...or worse yet, sleep.

I can still go out and raise a ruckus, I don't want to hear excuses, put some pants on....no backtalk, put some pants on. Put. Some. Pants. On.

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Put Some Pants On

Telling a friend to call you but has no pants on so you tell them to put some on

person 1: call me on your house phone

person 2: i have no pants on...
person 1: then put some pants on

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put long pants on

The act of achieving an altered state of mind through the consumption of marijuana.

Hey, we are going to be so hungry after we put long pants on.

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Put your pants back on

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.

"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."

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Put glue on my pants

Attempting to fool or manipulate someone.

You can't put glue on my pants. I know there's no such thing as military bases in Antarctica.