pygyattoras theorem

When you are doing Pythagoras theorem in maths class but get very horny because of the way that hypotenuse looks at you in the corner of your eye.

You think you're just going crazy but then you realise it's calling out to you.

Screw the A squared and B squared, look at that sexy C squared.

And it only gets better when you find the square root of that. A lonely little C waiting for you just outside the door...

You strip naked and get ready to pound the living shit out of that hypotenuse.

In maths today that Pygyattoras theorem got me going real hard.